How to talk to girls?

A complicated question, answered by one of the world's least complicated minds..

Alec Greven, 9-years old, had to chose a topic for his school assignment, and he chose girls.

His assignment was an instant best seller in the school's book fair, and captured the attention of many adults as well..

Alec now shares all his dating tips and advice in a newly published bestseller!

Tips:
"Comb your hair and don't wear sweats"

"Control your hyperness (cut down on the sugar if you have to)"

"Don't act desperate"

I highly recommend some of those tips to boys of all ages,

for most never get past 8-years of age.

My thoughts:

I don't know how he got Harper Collins to publish this,

probably too cute to reject?

Dating advice from a single 9 year old? (or is he dating?)

“pretty girls are like cars that need a lot of oil”? (are you F'in kidding me?!)

Opportunistic parents? (he's also on a book tour)

9-year old womanizer? (NOT cute)

why not let children be children? (Dr. Seuss is furious!)

heck.. what do I know

at least I don't need his advice ;) (or Do I?)